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Dear Apartment Owner: My apologies if you couldn't find your Calvin Kleins this morning. Here's what happened: I'm a fairly newly minted real estate agent, and to gain customers I've been showing apartments. I had been showing studios, one apartment per Sunday, and apparently I was good at it. So my boss asked me to show in his building. Now this is the building he lives in, and is to all intents and purposes the mayor of. He's lived there for 20 years, and probably sold just about everybody else who lives there their apartment, which isn't bad when you consider that's a few hundred apartments. But it's also August, and he wants to be at the beach. He knew I needed showing time so it works for everybody. Except that there are four apartments for sale in this building. And it's actually ...