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"Santa baby, I want a yacht and that's really not/a lot ... " OK, seriously, Santa, I don't need a yacht but I really do need a spam filter. I have three personal e-mails, two Web site e-mails, and my work e-mail, and they're awfully clogged by the royal family of Nigeria trying to get me do a bank transfer. Also, I appreciate the e-mails saying, "Hey, it's Haylie," but I don't know anyone named Haylie, and the hour a day I spend fending her off tires me out. Also, Santa, can I please have a graphic designer? Just someone part time, so I can do better direct-mail bits. Maybe the graphic designer could be married to a photographer, so that I'd have nice sharp images, too. I forgot, too, that my feet are going. All this walking around with clients is doing great things for my figure, ...