For somebody who's in the real estate business, Bill Petrey has a website that paints agents in a decidedly unflattering light.
"We believe in the 3 P's of real estate marketing: Put, Put and Pray," the site promises. "Put a sign in the yard. Put it on the MLS, and then Pray someone will come along and buy it."
Or, there's this ad copy for a home with a Dallas address:
"Must see to believe. Sells itself. Enchanted cottage. Won't last much longer. Blah, blah, blah."