"Santa baby, I want a yacht and that's really not/a lot ... "
OK, seriously, Santa, I don't need a yacht but I really do need a spam filter. I have three personal e-mails, two Web site e-mails, and my work e-mail, and they're awfully clogged by the royal family of Nigeria trying to get me do a bank transfer.
Also, I appreciate the e-mails saying, "Hey, it's Haylie," but I don't know anyone named Haylie, and the hour a day I spend fending her off tires me out. more...