I, Alison Rogers, am not smarter than a fifth-grader.
I know this because I was watching the Fox network game show while I was making dinner (rice and beans) and I flunked the one-million-dollar question: "What was the name of the first U.S.-launched satellite?"
To be fair, the show is set up so you can take the money and run at the half-million-dollar mark, and I certainly would have quit right then and there. I know what I don't know.
And to be even more fair, the show's actual fifth-graders aren't smarter than fifth-graders either. more...