The homebuyer: "Sadly, for the seller's agent, there is no legislating against the corrupting power of a comedic little homeowner who appears to inhabit an alternate reality. This kind of thing is bound to happen when the delusional are enabled by sycophants."
In this case, the "comedic little homeowner" the buyer was referring to was my client. The "sycophant"? I'm thinking that would be me. And, best I could tell, the alternate reality to which the buyer alluded was a termite report.