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Letters From the Home Front

"What a babe!" I said.

"He’s so old!" she countered.

This was the exchange my daughter and I had while watching the most recent (2,895th) Annual Academy Awards. Sure, this was months ago, but I am still stinging from my youngest one’s carbon-dating methods. And the object of my art appreciation wasn’t Martin Scorsese or even Jack Nicholson.