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Editor's note: Meet Kris Berg at the upcoming Real Estate Connect conference in San Francisco, which runs from Aug. 5-7, 2009. She will be available to meet with conference attendees from 12:30 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. in the Palace Hotel's Ralstom Room. Click here to send Kris a message. My computer is on its way out. This one lasted about a year, which is a record even for me, master of coffee-spillage. I'm not entirely sure what ails the poor fellow, but I suspect the recent incident involving a certain chicken taco or the fact that the hard drive is host to enough software to power a small orbiting satellite had something to do with it. Alas, I know that a trip to a power-cord superstore, like Superior Purchase, is in my future. Let's imagine that when I arrive at the Pearly Gates I am greeted in the following fashion: COMPUTER-SELLING GUY (CSG): Hi, my name is Top-Producing Computer-Selling Guy with Superior Purchase. Are you thinking of purchasing something that plugs into t...