Social media haiku

The Davison Files

I need a doctor
One with great bedside manner
Someone others vouch for

I need a good shrink
Like every sane New Yorker
Need to lose 10 pounds of guilt

Want to remodel
And expand my living space
Can someone help me

Business is growing
Need to hire two key people
Glad I am LinkedIn

Want to sell my home
5,000 Realtors all claim expertise
Need to weed down choice

Zen thinking

Pick up the yellow pages. You’re looking at history. A pitch and a phone number — it’s not enough anymore.