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Living in a real estate fantasy land

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I love Tim Burton films. That a single director's filmography includes "Beetlejuice," "Edward Scissorhands," "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and the disturbingly delightful-looking "Alice in Wonderland" is absolutely amazing. I crave to know what it looks like on the inside of Tim Burton's head. If what comes out of there is any indication, I suspect he lives in a totally different reality than the rest of us -- one of swirly, brilliantly colored gorgeous/grotesque beings that are certainly not of this planet -- among plants, buildings and even machines and buildings, that bear only a whiff of a resemblance to the material of the world in which you and I live. While Tim Burton's creative genius might be unparalleled in the world of film, in the business of real estate he certainly has challengers for Best Resident of a Fantasy World: sellers. Yep, sellers are Tim Burton. Lest you think I've gone madder than Johnny Depp's Mad Hatter...