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16 strongholds for the zombie apocalypse

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Editor’s note: The following item is republished with permission of See the original article: Penetrate This: Sixteen Fortresses for Staving Off the Zombie Apocalypse.

In case you’re in complete denial or have been living under a rock for the last few years, it has become quite apparent that THE ZOMBIE APOCALPYSE IS UPON US, PEOPLE. Reported horrific incidents of face-eating, intestine-throwing, arm-gnawing, hush-hush hazmat evacuations, and/or basic cannibalistic mayhem can mean only one thing: It’s high time we start preparing for the hordes of living dead that will soon begin roaming the world in search of delicious, delicious brains.

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Not to minimize the human tragedy here, but what’s a guy or gal to do? I never quite completed the necessary steps to earn my ‘Zombie Apocalypse‘ merit badge, nor have I any crossbow-wielding, animal-skinning, shelter-building survival qualities to get me out of a pinch, let alone the jaws of the zombie formerly known as grandma for that matter. However, what I can offer is my expertise in real estate — prime, zombie-defense real estate capable of putting those with an unquenchable thirst for human flesh at a distance from you and your family.

We’ll go from castles to private islands to the next best thing (if a castle or private island is unavailable).

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Let’s begin, shall we?

Modern Castle in Austin, Texas
Price: $5.25 million

Penetrate This: Sixteen Fortresses for Staving Off the Zombie Apocalypse (PHOTOS) photo

The Skinny: It features a concrete façade and a rooftop deck perfect for headshot contests. Just under 4 acres and more than 12,500 square feet, the property provides enough room to take in a roaming survivor or two, you know, to help fight off the zombie forces, grow crops and begin repopulating the Earth, etc. Pick and choose wisely, folks.

Bonus Zombie Defense Feature: Two-hundred-foot wood and steel escape that leads from the main home to a private boathouse on the lake — a perfect path to the getaway jetboat in case things go horribly sour with the castle defense.

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